Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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