so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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