Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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