How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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