If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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