Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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