Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So squirting runs in the family.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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