Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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