Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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