Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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