Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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