i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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