Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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