I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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