Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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