K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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