They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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