I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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