So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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