there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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