I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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