I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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