R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
