they need to just BURY HIM!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
