The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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