Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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