that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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