ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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