I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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