I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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