super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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