just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Floor bacon is actually really good
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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