I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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