we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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