It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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