i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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