her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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