ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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