Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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