Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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