you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize