No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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