I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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