Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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