: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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