in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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