i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
