I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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