I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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