So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
