It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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