you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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