i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
