porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think people are normalizing furries
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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