look no pants
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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