we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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