: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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