drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER