Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.