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  (415): View more from California

  Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

  (415): View more from California

  Recession joke.

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  (415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99 (415): Recession joke. http://tfl.nu/0g53
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.

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  (908): So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later. http://tfl.nu/fk1y
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.

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  (843): His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked. http://tfl.nu/h1xn
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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  (720): Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong http://tfl.nu/wxwn
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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  (401): we'll go far in life on tits alone. http://tfl.nu/gwfe
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.

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  (734): I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather. http://tfl.nu/4j7n
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  (+27): View more from South Africa

  we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end

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  (+27): we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end http://tfl.nu/vfas
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  (509): View more from Washington

  Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.

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  (509): Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life. http://tfl.nu/zh07
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.

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  (732): Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish. http://tfl.nu/b0yx
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  (850): View more from Florida

  Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."

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  (850): Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay." http://tfl.nu/hng1
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  (907): View more from Alaska

  I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.

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  (907): I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex. http://tfl.nu/29kt
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  (415): View more from California

  I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"

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  (415): I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!" http://tfl.nu/tw69
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  (954): View more from Florida

  He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.

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  (954): He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around. http://tfl.nu/uxp2
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  (406): View more from Montana

  If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?

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  (406): If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins? http://tfl.nu/nbuw
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up

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  (973): I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up http://tfl.nu/1zy4
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