Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

did she buy you pizza?

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(914): View more from New York

Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.

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