And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.