This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!