She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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